...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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