Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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