Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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