Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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