are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pappa wants mamma naked
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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