Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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