I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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