She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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