Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Found the puke drawer
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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