How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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