I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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