yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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