i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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