writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Sorry about my life...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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