well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
