Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Those nachos came to me in a dream
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
