Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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