Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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