I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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