so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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