I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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