Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
