i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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