I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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