She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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