just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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