You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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