I think I just saw someone hide a body.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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