I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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