2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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