she was so not down for the gang bang
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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