A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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