I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have already put on my inside pants.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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