absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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