yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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