So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Randomize
