I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize