I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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