And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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