what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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