I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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