8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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