i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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