I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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