he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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