areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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