yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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