The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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