look no pants
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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