windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Please don't give away my fajitas
he's single and there are thong briefs.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
