she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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