You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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