Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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