I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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