She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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