I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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