dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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