I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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