I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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